Monday, November 27, 2006

How to unsuccessfully pick up a girl.

On Saturday night I went to dinner with a friend (Judy). We had a few drinks and decided to pick up some alcohol on the way back to her place. We are walking into the liquor store and some guy starts yelling at us trying to hit on us. We look over and it dawns on us that he is peeing next to his car while yelling at us.

We are laughing as we walk into the liquor store and I look at Judy and sarcastically say "oh baby, oh baby take me now." The guy paying for his alcohol at the counter looks at me and says "ok" turns out he was peeing boys buddy. He spent the next 5 minutes trying to convince us that we should go back to his place to party. In the end we bought our coolers and went back to Judy's withot gaining any extra people.

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