My poor friend, she tried dating this guy, cute funny, sweet, he just lacked basic social skills so for his, and other boys like him, benefit here is a list of things to NEVER discuss with a girl you are trying to date.
1. Her sisters period. That is never an ok subject. I don't care how it was brought up...NEVER.
Ex:
Roomate: My sister and I never got along when I lived at home, but now that I moved out we get along great.
Guy: Well your sister was young, she was probably still trying to adjust to her period and stuff, that can't be easy for a girl.
2. Soiled underwear. Underwear isn't soiled, ever!
Ex:
Roomate: Hold on, take a seat in the living room so I can tidy up my room before you join me to watch the movie.
Guy: I understand, you don't want me seeing your soiled underwear.
3.What a bad kisser you are.
Ex:
Guy: "I want to kiss you but I am a bad kisser, ok here goes."
4. How life changing it is that you made the first move in kissing the girl.
Ex:
Guy: This is a huge day in my life, I can't believe I kissed you, you don't understand, wow, just wow, this si amazing. I am sorry I am such a bad kisser.
If you did all of these on a date I am sorry but you are probably the dumbass that tried to date my roomate...good luck, please study and learn.
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