Damn Judy she is such a dominant personality that I want to let her run the show most of the time. As I have gotten to know her I realise what a bad plan that is when we are out. We went out for dinner last night and had some drinks. Judy didn't want to be done there and I definitely wasn't adverse to the idea so we wandered down Whyte in search of somewhere to hang out for the evening.
As Judy dubbed it "Tour de Whyte with alcohol and no bicycles."
3 bars later and several drunk phone calls (Judy) and a few drunk texts (me) later we found ourselves as drunk as we should be for the night ($1 highballs) and decided it was time to return to our respective homes.
Judy wanted to take public transit.
Everytime this girls drinks she wants to take public transit and she has to be the most yappy drunk I have ever met. One day (I was sober) we were waiting for the bus to take us home from the bar and a drunk homeless man with a harmonica came by. Judy looks at him and goes "you play beautiful music" they proceeded to have a long and lovely conversation. I wish I could say this was her first time talking to a drunk homeless harmonica player but that would be a lie. She has also drank with random girls at the back of the bus from a bottle that was theres. Given her number to about 4 people on the bus etc...
She swore that she was going to be good on the bus but past experiences with Judy have taught me that even sober she can't help herself. So as she is waiting for a bus I hail a cab, get myself dropped off in dorm first and pay for her trip home.
That wasn't that exciting and I am aware of it but I am procrastinating and to be honest I don't have any exciting recent stories. :D
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