RANDOM!!!

Even as I logged into my blog I realised I have nothing to say. This shall be rambling. I figure it is only fair to warn you.

I am feeling bored and crazy...I already went outside and made snow angels, it wasn't the right snow for snowmen...it is to late for me to take myself on a walk so instead I will talk to myself in a blog...this prevents people in the best forum from watching me whore the forum to death.

I miss people...people are nice...there is no one around.

I don't know what to do...should I go to Calgary for 2 days and celebrate New Years there or should I stay home and do nothing. If I got to Calgary I have to ride the bus....it is a boring bus ride...and I would only be in Calgary for 2 days. If I stay here I go even more insane then I already am...it wouldn't be pretty, trust me! I don't think I would even do anything while I was in Calgary...probably stay in at my friends house and split a bottle of cheap champagne. Then I have to work on the 2nd. I would do that shift in Calgary. That wouldn't be to bad. Though I hate that office. It is so dark and sad. No one talks to anyone else. It is incredibly depressing.

I am singing really loud...just because I can.

I have to work tomorrow morning...I am wide awake though. I will just be tired all shift. I am ok with that. I will have to make sure I get up early enough to buy myself a Green Tea Latte from Second Cup. I love those things. They are damn good! I wonder if the managers will be in tomorrow. I like it when they are gone...then I don't have to grab my mug...I can just use the to go cup...other that that I don't care whether they are there or not.

I need to buy some more noodles...I ate my last packages yesterday.

I should clean my room to...it isn't really bad, I just have a lot of clean clothing taking over...plus my futon hasn't been put up from when a friend crashed on it 2 nights ago.

I like my flute..I think I will go buy a new flute book with my next pay cheque.

Shit I haven't paid my phone bill yet...it isn't due for a few more days but I forgot about it. I will do it tomorrow during my lunch.

The girl whos room is next to mine has an alarm clock that goes off at 8am everyday...I HATE it. I think if it wakes me up Sunday morning I will talk to maintenance and get them to deal with it for me. I don't mind tomorrow, I need to get up then anyways.

I want a new bra. I forgot my newest one at home...that irritates me. It is such a cute one to. I will get it when I go home next but lord knows when that will be.

Well....I could ramble for ages but this is getting to be a long post...maybe I will make another one later tonight....who knows...it would mess with my average of 2 posts a month though...I am not sure if I am ok with that.

The soberest of the 2 sets the rules.

Damn Judy she is such a dominant personality that I want to let her run the show most of the time. As I have gotten to know her I realise what a bad plan that is when we are out. We went out for dinner last night and had some drinks. Judy didn't want to be done there and I definitely wasn't adverse to the idea so we wandered down Whyte in search of somewhere to hang out for the evening.

As Judy dubbed it "Tour de Whyte with alcohol and no bicycles."

3 bars later and several drunk phone calls (Judy) and a few drunk texts (me) later we found ourselves as drunk as we should be for the night ($1 highballs) and decided it was time to return to our respective homes.

Judy wanted to take public transit.

Everytime this girls drinks she wants to take public transit and she has to be the most yappy drunk I have ever met. One day (I was sober) we were waiting for the bus to take us home from the bar and a drunk homeless man with a harmonica came by. Judy looks at him and goes "you play beautiful music" they proceeded to have a long and lovely conversation. I wish I could say this was her first time talking to a drunk homeless harmonica player but that would be a lie. She has also drank with random girls at the back of the bus from a bottle that was theres. Given her number to about 4 people on the bus etc...

She swore that she was going to be good on the bus but past experiences with Judy have taught me that even sober she can't help herself. So as she is waiting for a bus I hail a cab, get myself dropped off in dorm first and pay for her trip home.


That wasn't that exciting and I am aware of it but I am procrastinating and to be honest I don't have any exciting recent stories. :D

How to unsuccessfully pick up a girl.

On Saturday night I went to dinner with a friend (Judy). We had a few drinks and decided to pick up some alcohol on the way back to her place. We are walking into the liquor store and some guy starts yelling at us trying to hit on us. We look over and it dawns on us that he is peeing next to his car while yelling at us.

We are laughing as we walk into the liquor store and I look at Judy and sarcastically say "oh baby, oh baby take me now." The guy paying for his alcohol at the counter looks at me and says "ok" turns out he was peeing boys buddy. He spent the next 5 minutes trying to convince us that we should go back to his place to party. In the end we bought our coolers and went back to Judy's withot gaining any extra people.

What not to discuss when you are trying to date a girl:

My poor friend, she tried dating this guy, cute funny, sweet, he just lacked basic social skills so for his, and other boys like him, benefit here is a list of things to NEVER discuss with a girl you are trying to date.

1. Her sisters period. That is never an ok subject. I don't care how it was brought up...NEVER.
Ex:
Roomate: My sister and I never got along when I lived at home, but now that I moved out we get along great.
Guy: Well your sister was young, she was probably still trying to adjust to her period and stuff, that can't be easy for a girl.

2. Soiled underwear. Underwear isn't soiled, ever!
Ex:
Roomate: Hold on, take a seat in the living room so I can tidy up my room before you join me to watch the movie.
Guy: I understand, you don't want me seeing your soiled underwear.

3.What a bad kisser you are.
Ex:
Guy: "I want to kiss you but I am a bad kisser, ok here goes."

4. How life changing it is that you made the first move in kissing the girl.
Ex:
Guy: This is a huge day in my life, I can't believe I kissed you, you don't understand, wow, just wow, this si amazing. I am sorry I am such a bad kisser.

If you did all of these on a date I am sorry but you are probably the dumbass that tried to date my roomate...good luck, please study and learn.