On Saturday night I went to dinner with a friend (Judy). We had a few drinks and decided to pick up some alcohol on the way back to her place. We are walking into the liquor store and some guy starts yelling at us trying to hit on us. We look over and it dawns on us that he is peeing next to his car while yelling at us.
We are laughing as we walk into the liquor store and I look at Judy and sarcastically say "oh baby, oh baby take me now." The guy paying for his alcohol at the counter looks at me and says "ok" turns out he was peeing boys buddy. He spent the next 5 minutes trying to convince us that we should go back to his place to party. In the end we bought our coolers and went back to Judy's withot gaining any extra people.
Monday, November 27, 2006
Thursday, November 16, 2006
What not to discuss when you are trying to date a girl:
My poor friend, she tried dating this guy, cute funny, sweet, he just lacked basic social skills so for his, and other boys like him, benefit here is a list of things to NEVER discuss with a girl you are trying to date.
1. Her sisters period. That is never an ok subject. I don't care how it was brought up...NEVER.
Ex:
Roomate: My sister and I never got along when I lived at home, but now that I moved out we get along great.
Guy: Well your sister was young, she was probably still trying to adjust to her period and stuff, that can't be easy for a girl.
2. Soiled underwear. Underwear isn't soiled, ever!
Ex:
Roomate: Hold on, take a seat in the living room so I can tidy up my room before you join me to watch the movie.
Guy: I understand, you don't want me seeing your soiled underwear.
3.What a bad kisser you are.
Ex:
Guy: "I want to kiss you but I am a bad kisser, ok here goes."
4. How life changing it is that you made the first move in kissing the girl.
Ex:
Guy: This is a huge day in my life, I can't believe I kissed you, you don't understand, wow, just wow, this si amazing. I am sorry I am such a bad kisser.
If you did all of these on a date I am sorry but you are probably the dumbass that tried to date my roomate...good luck, please study and learn.
1. Her sisters period. That is never an ok subject. I don't care how it was brought up...NEVER.
Ex:
Roomate: My sister and I never got along when I lived at home, but now that I moved out we get along great.
Guy: Well your sister was young, she was probably still trying to adjust to her period and stuff, that can't be easy for a girl.
2. Soiled underwear. Underwear isn't soiled, ever!
Ex:
Roomate: Hold on, take a seat in the living room so I can tidy up my room before you join me to watch the movie.
Guy: I understand, you don't want me seeing your soiled underwear.
3.What a bad kisser you are.
Ex:
Guy: "I want to kiss you but I am a bad kisser, ok here goes."
4. How life changing it is that you made the first move in kissing the girl.
Ex:
Guy: This is a huge day in my life, I can't believe I kissed you, you don't understand, wow, just wow, this si amazing. I am sorry I am such a bad kisser.
If you did all of these on a date I am sorry but you are probably the dumbass that tried to date my roomate...good luck, please study and learn.
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